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PostSubject: Racist Jokes (enter at own risk)   Wed Aug 05, 2009 4:39 pm

Here they are. Look away if you are any minority group, majority group or come from a country other than Australia as this will offend Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Racist Jokes (enter at own risk)   Wed Aug 05, 2009 4:47 pm

haha. check out my baby jokes! Wink

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PostSubject: Re: Racist Jokes (enter at own risk)   Wed Aug 05, 2009 4:50 pm

An Aboriginal walks into a bar and goes up to the Bartender

Bartender: Hell no Ain't no Abbos drinking in my bar tonight

Abbo: That's not F&*%ing fair mate, I can read an' write jus' as good as any white fella.

Bartender: Alright then prove it

The bartender pulls out a nikko pen and a sheet of plastic wrap

Bartender: Here write your name and where you live on this

Abbo: (picks up the pen and starts too write, nothing happens) I don't know what's goin' on I could do it just fine earlier today...I might not be able too write but I can F#$%ing read as good as any white fulla.

Bartender: (pulls out a Chinese phonebook) Ok Abbo, tell me what this says then?

Abbo: (looking at the pages) I could read this morning...I don't understand...

Bartender: (points at a line in the book) Tell me what that says then?

Abbo: It says ain't no Abbos drinking in this bar tonight.

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PostSubject: Re: Racist Jokes (enter at own risk)   Wed Aug 05, 2009 4:51 pm

post as many as you know or care to google for
i got one. please hold

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PostSubject: Re: Racist Jokes (enter at own risk)   Wed Aug 05, 2009 4:56 pm

A black kid is walking down the street and finds a $5 note. He thinks to himself 'excellent, with this money im gonna buy myself a bucket of white paint and paint myself as a white fella'.
So he goes to the hardware store, buys a bucket of white paint, and paints himself white.
He's walking down the street and see's his mum: "Hey mum, MUM! Check it out im a white fella!". The Mum says:"You little shit! Go down to the creek and wash that off" and bends him over and gives him a flogging.
The boy walks further down the street to get to the creek to wash off the paint and spots his dad.
"Hey dad, DAD! Look at me im a white fella!" The dad yells at him, bends him over, and gives him a flogging. The boy gets up, turns to his dad and says:"I've only been a white fella 5 minutes and i already hate you black cunts!"

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PostSubject: Re: Racist Jokes (enter at own risk)   Wed Aug 05, 2009 4:56 pm

How do you blind an Asian?

Tie a shoestring around his eyes.

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PostSubject: Re: Racist Jokes (enter at own risk)   Wed Aug 05, 2009 4:57 pm

How do you avoid being seen by an Asian?

It's just like fire: "Get down low and GO GO GO!"

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PostSubject: Re: Racist Jokes (enter at own risk)   Wed Aug 05, 2009 4:59 pm

Q. What's the difference between a Mexican and a Dog

A: You feel bad when you run the dog over
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PostSubject: Re: Racist Jokes (enter at own risk)   Wed Aug 05, 2009 5:10 pm

Q: What's the difference between a White guy giving you $20 that you dropped and a black guy doing it

A: You don't punch the white guy and then call the cops
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PostSubject: Re: Racist Jokes (enter at own risk)   Thu Aug 06, 2009 11:41 am

How can you tell if an Asian has been in your house?

Well your homework has been completed, the house has been cleaned, your cat has been eaten and they are still trying to reverse out of your drive-way.

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Whats the diffrence between a Abo and a park-bench?

The park-bench can support a family.

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Why did the black man cross the road?
To get to the other side.

Why did the white man cross the road?
To get his bike back.
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PostSubject: Re: Racist Jokes (enter at own risk)   Thu Aug 06, 2009 5:07 pm

What's Long, Black And Smells Bad?

The Line At Centrelink
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What's the difference between a park bench and a abo?

Park bench can support a family of 4

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PostSubject: Re: Racist Jokes (enter at own risk)   Thu Aug 06, 2009 5:18 pm

(Q) Whats the difference between the dead abo in the middle of the road and th dead dog???

(A) There are skid marks in front of the dog
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PostSubject: Re: Racist Jokes (enter at own risk)   Thu Aug 06, 2009 5:20 pm

(Q) Whats the difference between a white baby and a black baby?

(A) 2 minutes in the microwave
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PostSubject: Re: Racist Jokes (enter at own risk)   Thu Aug 06, 2009 5:22 pm

(Q) Whats so good about an ethiopian blow job?

(A) They always swallow
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PostSubject: Re: Racist Jokes (enter at own risk)   Thu Aug 06, 2009 5:23 pm

A guy walks into a bar......... He says OWWW

hahahaha
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