What's better than one-hundred babies nailed to a tree?
One baby nailed to one-hundred trees.
What's the worst thing about a truck full of dead babies?
How do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off it's head.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles?
Nail its other hand to the floor.
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?
How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends how hard you throw them.
What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A baby in a trash compactor.
What's the difference between a Dead Baby and a tree?
One is legal to hit with an Axe.
What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
As declared by the High Priest: Your Highness The_Lambassador!!!!