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PostSubject: Dead baby jokes~!   Wed Aug 05, 2009 4:32 pm

Haha. Yeah i've heard i few bloody rippers of these.

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PostSubject: Re: Dead baby jokes~!   Wed Aug 05, 2009 4:38 pm

What's better than one-hundred babies nailed to a tree?

One baby nailed to one-hundred trees.

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What's the worst thing about a truck full of dead babies?

The smell.

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How do you make a dead baby float?

Take your foot off it's head.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?

When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.

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How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house?

Depends how hard you throw them.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller?

A baby in a trash compactor.

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What's the difference between a Dead Baby and a tree?

One is legal to hit with an Axe.

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What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?

Deep Throat.

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PostSubject: Re: Dead baby jokes~!   Wed Aug 05, 2009 4:42 pm

What's more fun than strapping a baby to a clothesline and then spinning it around at 200km/h?

Stopping it with a shovel.

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?

You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and peanut butter?

The dead baby won't stick to the roof of your mouth.

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What's more fun than stapling babies to a wall?

Ripping them off again.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend?

I don't kiss my girlfriend after sex.

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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PostSubject: Re: Dead baby jokes~!   Wed Aug 05, 2009 4:47 pm

What's the difference between a baby and a bagel?

You can put a bagel in the toaster. You have to put the baby in the oven.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

As many as it takes to climb on top of them in order to reach the socket.

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PostSubject: Re: Dead baby jokes~!   Wed Aug 05, 2009 4:56 pm

those are terrible...but I was laughing all the same
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PostSubject: Re: Dead baby jokes~!   Sat Aug 22, 2009 4:03 pm

Pretty sure I made it my life goal to memorize the majority of these jokes.
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PostSubject: Re: Dead baby jokes~!   Tue Aug 25, 2009 3:23 pm

you and i both pho. you an i both

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PostSubject: Re: Dead baby jokes~!   Wed Aug 26, 2009 12:56 pm

nice dude
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