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PostSubject: Emo Jokes!   Wed Aug 05, 2009 4:19 pm

Bighit this is your speciality.

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PostSubject: Re: Emo Jokes!   Wed Aug 05, 2009 4:21 pm

How many emo's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three,: One two change it, and two to write a song about how the liked the last one better.


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How many emo's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, They'd rather sit in the dark and cry.

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PostSubject: Re: Emo Jokes!   Wed Aug 05, 2009 4:21 pm

What do you call a group of dead emo kids?

A good start.

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PostSubject: Re: Emo Jokes!   Wed Aug 05, 2009 4:30 pm

What’s the difference between emo grass and normal grass?

Emo grass cuts itself.

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What's the difference between an Emo kid and a dead baby?

The baby doesn't cry.

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How do you get an emo kid out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

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How many emo kids does it take to make a cheesecake?

None, there are no emo kids in cheesecake.

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What do you call an emo kid laying in the road?

Speed bump.

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PostSubject: Re: Emo Jokes!   Wed Aug 05, 2009 4:36 pm

Q. What's the difference between between Michael Jackson and a dead Emo kid

A: People miss Michael Jackson
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PostSubject: Re: Emo Jokes!   Tue Aug 18, 2009 2:50 pm

lol what do you do if you see an emo kid with one arm in your backyard.....

stop laughing and reload


whats better than one 52 emo kids nailed to a tree....... one emo kid nailed to 52 trees


whats the difference between an onion and an emo kid.... you cry when u cut an onion


what do u call 1000 emos at the bottom of the ocean....... a good start


what do u call a car with 4 emo kids found dead at the bottom of a cliff......... a waste the car seated 5



thats all for now Smile
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