Im gonna kick it off with some politically/topologically incorrect humour. WOOT!
Michael Jackson Jokes here we go.
Did you hear about the new McDonalds Burger?
They're making a new burger to tribute the king of pop himself.
It will be called the Michael Jackson Burger: 50 year old meat between 10 year old buns.
Have you heard about Michael Jackson's Burial Plans?
The going to give him a sailors burial and let him float out to see.
That way he can do what he always loved doing and touch little bouys all over the world.
Did you hear?
They're going to melt down Michael Jacksons body and turn him into plastic toys; now the children get to play with him!
As declared by the High Priest: Your Highness The_Lambassador!!!!