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PostSubject: Michael Jackson Jokes.   Mon Aug 03, 2009 2:09 pm

Im gonna kick it off with some politically/topologically incorrect humour. WOOT!
Michael Jackson Jokes here we go.

Did you hear about the new McDonalds Burger?

They're making a new burger to tribute the king of pop himself.
It will be called the Michael Jackson Burger: 50 year old meat between 10 year old buns.


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Have you heard about Michael Jackson's Burial Plans?

The going to give him a sailors burial and let him float out to see.
That way he can do what he always loved doing and touch little bouys all over the world.


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Did you hear?

They're going to melt down Michael Jacksons body and turn him into plastic toys; now the children get to play with him!

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PostSubject: Re: Michael Jackson Jokes.   Mon Aug 03, 2009 2:12 pm

Very nice ROFL.

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PostSubject: Re: Michael Jackson Jokes.   Tue Aug 04, 2009 7:33 am

Whats the diffrence between Michael Jackson and a pimple?

The pimple doesn't come on your face until you're 12.
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PostSubject: Re: Michael Jackson Jokes.   Tue Aug 04, 2009 10:09 am

Did you hear the latest news?

Michael Jackson's nose has been stolen straight from his body at the morgue.
At this point police a skeptical but reports say they're gonna blame it on the boogie.

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