I would like to direct everyones attention to a little known phenomenon known as 'Square Watermelons'.
Square Watermelons are just like regular run-of-the-mill round watermelons... only square!
Crazziest Japanese, What will they think of next?
I found a LEGITIMATE BBC article (**"AHEM, Jason and his swine flu zombies**AHEM")
As declared by the High Priest: Your Highness The_Lambassador!!!!